Are zombies real? Yes they are, my friend.
But the zombie invasion comes NOT from the darkness of the night ... but darkness of the SOUL.
LOOK AROUND YOU! That homeless man dumpster diving ... the junkie loitering on the lamp post ... that gloomy-eyed clerk punching tickets at the DMV … LOOK CLOSER! These everyday sad-sacks could be in the early stages of the ZOMBIE DISEASE. Are we all at risk? If something in your life is pulling you down, eating you up, spitting you out, you could be next on the road to a REAL “LIVING DEATH.”
That is, unless you discover THE ANTIDOTE.
Yarn Zombies have embraced THE ANTIDOTE of the darkened zombie soul. It’s what keeps them from sinking into a three-week, housebound, non-bathing, curtain-pulling, soulless, lifeless, sigh-heaving gloom. THE ANTIDOTE is creative self-expression. THE ANTIDOTE is yarn.
Research shows that no one can dwell in a lifeless funk when they’re knitting. That’s just science, you know?
SHARING THE GOOD MOJO OF YARN
Our mission at Yarn Zombies, LLC is to warn the world about REAL ZOMBIES and to share THE ANTIDOTE. We are committed to bring the creations of real Yarn Zombies to market so you can see the healing power of THE ANTIDOTE for yourself.
Our first offering – Jujuz™ – are totems knitted by Yarn Zombies to ward off all manner of evil and bad luck. Think of them as your “good mojo insurance.” Whatever’s got you worried ... loss of money, love or limbs; dropped balls or dropped stitches ... there’s a Yarn Zombie Juju to help keep bad mojo at bay.
Save yourself and your loved ones by learning more about zombies and the yarn connection!